*grins* Okies... Patchikins and I wrote this ^^ 
Please send all feedback to:

dump_your_flames_here@hotmail.com

Rating: *STRONG* PG-13... *giggles* Patchie and I were
on our worst behavior ^_~


<The scene opens to reveal two princesses working in
mechanic suits on a rickedy old spaceship.  One of
them suddenly stands up straight and kicks the
spaceship violently.>

"Dammit, who the hell was your driving examiner?!"

"Hey! My driving was good, not my fault I didn't see
the crater when we landed."

"Oysh... Hey Lookie!!  Earth!!"

The other one looked with a goofy expression filled
with awe.  "Sugoi!"  

They turned to each other and clasped hands jumping up
and down.  "We made it we made it!  We're here on the
moon!"

Who were these two... weirdos on the moon? Aliens?
Youmas? No, as they walked forward they turned out to
be... <drumroll> 
Princess 1 & Princess 2!!  

*BIG sweatdrop*
  
Yes, Princess 1 & 2 had finally come to the moon;
their dream come true. But now what where they going
to do? Let us tune in...

Princess 1 smacked Princess 2 on the arm to catch her
attention.  "Lookie!  A building!  Let's go see if
there's anyone to help us in there!"  

Princess 2: *stares at her friend in awe*  "Ne... One
you're just TOO giddy today."   

Princess 1: *throws arms up in the air* "HAAAIII!!"  

Princess 2: *sweatdrops*

The two pretty princesses, *gagging noise is heard*
ran towards the ancient looking building. They stopped
at the front door and finding it unlocked, went
inside.
  
Princess 2: *mouth agape* "Laaawd, this place is just
grand."

Princess 1: "Baka! I know where we are! The Moon
Palace!"

Princess 2: "Wow, can I get someone autograph? I wanna
show my friends and family that-"

Princess 1: *yelling* "Baka! Everyone's dead!"

Princess 2: *shrugs*  "Well people come back to life."

Princess 1: *sweatdrops*   

A flashy sign caught their attention simultaneously.  
SIGN: This way to their Majestie's theater!!!

Both jumped in the air and gave a loud "WHOOPIE!" 
Charging towards the direction the arrow pointed they
picked up their skirts and sat in the comfy seats.

Princess 1: *nervously*  "So, um, what are we going to
be watching?" 

Princess 2: *shrugs* "Something fun and interesting, I
hope."

Suddenly a giant screen flared to life and the two
grinned.

"I'm sure whatever we'll be watching will be something
fun."

Famous last words.


Princess 1: *rises*  "Want some popcorn before the
movie?  There's always the previews!"

Princess 2: *nods*  "Hai, and some candy, a large
bebsi, some jawbreakers, umm... OH a hot dog... and
ummm One?" *looks around, blinks, scratches head* 
"Where'dya go?"

Princess 1 came back in time to see the previews
ending. The room suddenly turned pitch black and
Princess 2 whimpered.

Princess 1: "Let go of me you baby!"

Princess 2: "But I'm scared!"

A loud *THWACK* was heard and the whimpering abruptly
stopped.

Words in large, capital letters appeared on the screen
as a voice from somewhere spoke. 

"Welcome to their Majesties' Theater. Today our top
feature is Rini's Prince."

Princess 1:  *horrified*  "Rini's...."

Princess 2: "Prince????"


>					RiniÕs Prince
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>Scandiadream 	scandiadream@hotmail.com
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>Rating- PG
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>
>Usual disclaimers- Sailor Moon and company donÕt
belong to me, but to their brilliant creator Naoko
Takeuchi , Kodansha, Toei, and DIC in America.
>

Princess 1:  *scowls*  BURN DIC DUB DAY!!!  NOW IN
EFFECT!

Princess 2: *lights torch* HAI!!


>"A bitter pain may lie deep within my heart. But a
new love is awakening!"
>
>						A MaidenÕs Policy

Princess 2: *slurping on bebsi* What else is awakening
in this 'Maiden'?

Princess 1: *munching on popcorn*  I can think of a
few things...
>
>
>
>In the present, Tokyo
>
>
>
>"But Peruru, please donÕt go away." Rini told her
fairy friend in tears
>
Princess 1:  *chuckles* Fairy friend? 

Princess 2: Her fairy friend is standing in tears?
*Scratches head* The girl probably takes after her
mother

>"Rini, I wish I could love you back. But we are not
for each other. You are a human girl, and I am just a
fairy.Ó Peruru said.

Princess 1: *chokes*  EWWWW interbreeding...
>
>"I donÕt think IÕll be able to love anyone as much as
I loved you." Rini sure was sad.
>

Princess 2: And I sure am sad too <insert sarcasm
here> Boo hoo. Sob sob .

Princess 1:  Are you SURE?  Absolutely positive?

Princess 2: Yes, it is my final answer.

>"Your real prince is out there. And heÕs going to be
even better that what you would like him to be. Good
luck Rini.Ó
>

Princess 2: *raises eyebrow* And what exactly are
little Rini's standards, hmmmmm??

Princess 1: *falls over*  *whaps* ECCHI!

Princess 2: Nani?! Whatever, dudette.

>"Farewell, Peruru."
>
>
>
Princess 1: *mock waves* Ne... it's swish: wrist
elbow, wrist, elbow... or something O_o

Princess 2: Oooh you be talking about the mode wave,
ne? *tries to do it and hits P1 in the face* Oops!
Gomen!

Princess 1: *scowls and then 'accidentally' pokes P2
in the eye with her straw*

>Rini was extremely sad because her friend Peruru
could not be with her. So unfair. Why? 

Princess 2: Because life sucks you little
cotton-headed-- mmpph

Princess 1: Hush up you!

>Everybody else had someone to love. But Rini did not.

Princess 1:  *sniffles*  that's just sooo sad...
*buries head in P2's gown and sobs*

Princess 2: You're laughing, don't even try to deny
it!


>
>Serena and Darien could tell how sad their future
daughter was.
>
>"Everything will be all right Rini. You will find
someone just like I found Darien, my sweet muffin.Ó
Serena consoled Rini.
>
>"Yeah, a generic nice guy whose assets are not as
good as mine." Rini was starting to sound like her
friend Celia, aka Sailor Pluto.
>
Princess 2: *snorts* Generic, nice guy? Okay, right.
And the assets part... should I even go there?

Princess 1:  Celia??  WHAT THE ****!

Princess 2: Oh dear...

Princess 1:  *ranting mode*  WHO THE HELL IS CELIA?? 
Okay... it says something about Pluto... hmm...
SETSUNA MAYBE??  This girl has problems! *growls and
slumps back in chair*

>"No, Rini, you cannot just compromise whatÕs
important to you." Darien told her.
>
>"It is okay if you cry. It will help you release the
pain." Serena told Rini as she hugged her.
>
>
>
>However, later that week, things would change for
Rini. She kept having these dreams 

Princess 2: *Ecchi grin* What kind of dreams, hmm? Do
tell do tell!

Princess 1:  Noctornal emissions?  Nah... couldn't
be... *equal ecchi grin*

>about a Pegasus asking for her help. ÒNow why would a
winged horse want to talk to me, is beyond my grasp.Ó
Rini thought.
>
>
>

Princess 2: It's beyond my frame of thinking,
personally.

Princess 1:  Since when do horses talk?  And when do
they have wings?
 
Princess 2: *whaps P1* Since Sailor Moon!

Princess 1:  *sheepish grin*  I of all people should
know that ne?

>But Pegasus needed her.

Princess 1: Hai... he needed her... BAAAADDDD

Princess 2: *whacks P1* HENTAI!!!

>Tokyo was being covered by a huge circus tent. New
enemies approached. But these new guys did not seem to
come from the past nor the future, rather from another
land right in this universe. The Dead Moon Circus
family tried to rampage Tokyo. It was once again time
for the Sailor Soldiers to battle them.
>
>
>

Princess 1:  AIIIII!  SuperS in fast forward mode is
soooo much better! *watches movie screen zip through
all 30 some episodes super fast*

>Why was Rini the one being contacted by Pegasus? She
would find out shortly! 

Princess 1:  *covers eyes*

Princess 2: Oh yeah, Pegasus has a real nice surprise
in store for her *wink wink*

Princess 1:  *tries to hold back the giggles*

>She saw Pegasus transform into a handsome boy of
about 13. He was even cuter than the cutest guy Rini
had ever ran to, and he projected an aura of goodness.
>

Princess 2: All I wanna know is, was he nekkid?

Princess 1:  Ne... I'm going to be sick if this turns
into a lemon. *looks green*

>"Wow, Pegasus, did Serena transform you like she
transformed Luna once into a human?Ó
>
>"No Rini. This is my true form. I only went as a
horse to protect the Sacred Jewel. My real name is
Elios, and I am the Prince of Elysion, the Land of
Dreams.Ó
>
Princess 1:  What is this Sacred Jewel?  Could it
possibly be the GOLDEN CRYSTAL!?!

Princess 2: I thought it was her jewel... but I guess
I'm wrong... 

Princess 1:  *whaps P2 into oblivion*

Princess 2: Aiiiiiiyeeeeeeee!!!

>"So why did you come to me? I am just a girl."
>

Princess 1:  OOOOHHH Maybe Elios should have checked
with Rini's fairy friend first ne?

Princess 2: <As Elios> I want you baby, want you
baaaaad...

Princess 1:  *blinks* Nani?  I never saw Elios as that
much of a pedophile...

Princess 2: You just don't know people too well these
days, chica. You just don't know...

Princess 1:  *sweatdrops* He must be into bestiality
too ne?  

P1 & P2:  EWWWWWWWWWWW!

>"From the days of the Silver Millenium, my family
have been friends of yours. Elysion was at the core of
the Earth. So when the Earth and Moon Kingdom joined,
it was the destiny of Elysion to protect the Moon
Kingdom too. Now it is the Sailor Soldiers turn to
protect Elysion from the Dead Moon Circus.Ó
>
>"You can count on us, Elios." And they hugged. Rini
had never felt that way when she hugged a guy.
>
>
>
Princess 1:  *snorts* the only other guy that she'd
hugged had been her Òfairy friendÓ  NO WONDER!

Princess 2: That and the fact that she was feeling...
*ahem* other things also. Poor, innocent Rini *grins
evilly*

Princess 1:  *sweatdrops*

>""Earth to Rini" Lita said at the temple that
afternoon when they were studying.
ÒLita, I was having this really nice daydream.Ó
>
Princess 1: It involved whipped cream, and this really
cute boy, and then...

Princess 2: *whaps P1 with War Club* About time I got
to use this thing. Hentai Princess!!

Princess 1: *retaliates with flail*  Nice try!  I just
said before you did!

>"Woohoo, wonder who it is about." Mina asked
>
>"Actually, a vision told me that we might already
know." Raye said.
>
>"So whoÕs the lucky guy?" Amy asked, reading RiniÕs
mind.
>
>"I think I am the lucky one!" Rini said elated.
>
Princess 2: Whoa girl, someone needs to hose her down!

Princess 1:  *snorts* Isn't Rini a bit young... to be
getting lucky?

Princess 2: *gasps in mock horror* Oh our youth! What
is happening to our young 'uns?!

Princess 1:  You'd think they'd stick to their own
species too ne?  But NOOOO fairies, winged horses! 
What will our children be thinking next?

>"Ladies, turns out that Pegasus is not really a
horse, 

Princess 2: Demo... It's not Halloween yet...

Princess 1: Now they tell me...

>but a boy disguised as a horse in order to protect
his kingdom.Ó Serena said, giggling almost as much as
Rini.
>
>"Wonderful! A Prince for Rini!" the Inner Senshi said
together.
>
>"I hope so" Rini sure smiled big when she thought of
her friend Elios.
>
>
>
Princess 1:  *claps hands in mock glee* Simply
marvelous!  A prince for Rini!

Princess 2: And what exactly *is* Rini thinking about
her 'friend'??

Princess 1:  I'm telling you, whipped cream...
>~~~~~
>
>
>
>A few months later.
>
>"Do you like Elios better than Peruru?" Darien asked
Rini one day while eating ice cream.
>
>"I sure do! And Peruru was a great guy. But Elios is
just beyond belief. I hope he does return soon.Ó
>
Princess 2: He's that good, huh? *Nudges P1* He's
gooooooood.

Princess 1:  *big ecchi grin*  Ne... better than
Mamo-chan?

Princess 2: Thank the Lord

>"He said he would be back. He will keep his promise."
Serena reassured Rini.
>
>
>
>Shortly after that, it was time for Rini to return to
the future, where she belonged.
>
Princess 2: I'd rather she belong in a place we like
to call Hel- oooh but I'm a nice person.

Princess 1: *snickers* Hell-o operator please gimme
number 9... and if you disconnect me!  I'll kick you
from behind!  The fridgerator... is that a piece of
glass... and if you sit upon it, youÕll break your
little ask me no more questions... IÕll tell you no
more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up
their flies... Miss Susie and her boyfriend are
kissing in the D-A-R-K

>"Farewell Serena...mommy!" Rini said
>
>"DonÕt worry Rini, I will be with you in the future,
my little girl." The Senshi did not know who cried
more of the two girls.
>
>
>
Princess 1:  *mock sobs* <As Serena>  My...
*sniffles*... little... *sniffs*... PRINCESS
*downright wails*

Princess 2: <As Serena's inner thoughts> Yes! Darien
is now mine! Muahahahahha

>Rini was beyond happy to return to the future. But
part of her was worried that she would never see her
beloved Elios again.
>
>
>
Princess 1: *takes handful of candy* Ne... P2 what are
you if you're beyond happy?

Princess 2: Can I use a lifeline please?

Princess 1: <as Regis> Yes, you have call a friend or
ask the audience...

Princess 2: Oh oh! I'd like to call Rosie O'Donnell!!!

Princess 1: <as Regis>  Our AT&T operators are
standing by and will be directing your call.

>~~~
>
>
>
>In the future, Crystal Tokyo
>
>
>
>Neo-Queen Serenity, Neo-King Endymion, and
Neo-Princess Serenity were having lunch in the Crystal
Palace. Princess Raye, her husband Chad, and their
daughter Dana had come for a visit, so they were all
very happy. However, their joyful meal would soon be
interrupted.
>
>
>
Princess 2: Ooooh foreshadowing!!! The suspense
builds!!!

Princess 1:  *stares at P2* If I didn't know any
better I'd say you were enjoying this...

Princess 2: I am in no way such a traitor!!

>"Serenity! ThereÕs a great danger approaching Crystal
Tokyo." Princess MarissaÕs face appeared in the large
computer communicator. 

Princess 2: Who the...? What the...?

Princess 1:  Erm... refresh my memory... Princess
Marissa? *sighs* nevermind... you don't know either

>ÒMy Aqua Mirror indicates itÕs happening right
outside the palace walls.Ó
>
Princess 2: Sailor Neptune... what have they done to
you?! *chokes* Marissa?!

Princess 1:  Michiru-sama?  *sobs*  NOOOOOO  THEY
CAN'T DO THIS TO THE OUTER SENSHI!!!

>"What in the world" Serenity sure was confused.

Princess 1: She sure was... hyuck hyuck... and not
alone neither!
 


>Crystal Tokyo was very peaceful. Since the defeat of
the Dark Moon family, no great evil had happened. And
all little problems were easily taken care of by the
Star Senshi.
>
>"They donÕt seem to be heading towards you. They
however are attacking someone that I cannot identify.Ó
Marissa sure seemed concerned about the victim.
>
Princess 2: Wow, another hick moment. :B Hyuck Hyuck

Princess 1: She sure did... and we were too... Hyuck
Hyuck

>"Would you like us to come take care of it?" Princess
CorinnÕs face appeared next to MarissaÕs.
>
Princess 1: *chokes on candy bar*  EWWWWW I knew it
this is a lemon!

Princess 2: *slaps P1's back viciously with war club* 
Good lord P1, breathe! What those two do is none of
our business.

>"Sailors Uranus and Neptune can get rid of any
problem you want!" Now Corinn and Marissa could live
happily after in Crystal Tokyo without anyone
criticizing their love.
>
>"WeÕll go outside and teach them a lesson." Serenity
said.
>
Princess 2: <as Serenity> Yeah, the same lesson of
loooove we learned from 'Corinn' and 'Marissa'

Princess 1: *brandishes flail*  NANI???

>"Moon Eternal Power Make-up!" Serenity and Rini
yelled in unison. They transformed into Eternal
Sailormoon and Star Sailor Chibimoon.
>
>
>
>Now that Rini was the age equivalent of a teenager
(people of the new kingdom could live for thousands of
years), she was as tall as her mother. Except for
their hair color, they could have passed for twins
because they were so identical. Two Sailor Moons were
stronger than one.
>
>
>
Princess 1: Remember, protection comes in handy.
*grins*

Princess 2: Extra lubricant is even better! *grins as
well*

>"Stop right there you terrible monsters.
>
>On behalf of the moon we shall punish you!" Sailor
Moon and Chibi Moon screamed at the enemy. Marissa was
right- it was a trio of monsters just attacking a
person, 

Princess 2: Tentacle orgy!

Princess 1: AIIIII!!!  ThereÕs always more of those
things!!!  *hides under chair*

>and they did not seem interested at all in heading
towards the palace. If it were not for their strange
appearance, Serenity would have brushed them off as
just some thugs. But as the Queen of Crystal Tokyo,
she knew better.
>
Princess 1: The Queen of Crystal Tokyo was the
smartest woman in the world!  SHE KNEW ALL!

Princess 2: *snorts* Umm, P1... go jump off a cliff
for me, ne?

>"Leave this person alone!" Sailor Mars said. She had
called the  Senshi to help Sailor Moon get rid of the
monsters.
>
>"Chaosdemon!" one of the monsters yelled as he
knocked Sailor Saturn over.
>
>"Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!" Sailor Mercury
counterattacked. But another monster then grabbed
Sailor Jupiter. A red rose fell right on the monsterÕs
hand.
>
>"You have attacked an innocent citizen. That is bad.
Prepare to pay for it." Tuxedo Mask said from the top
of a fence. 

Princess 1: Ne... this is worse than some of his DIC
speeches... *shudders*

Princess 2: *crawls up into ball and whimpers* No...
not DIC... not something worse than that! *Screams in
pain and absolute horror*

>King Endymion sure had not forgotten his alter ego! 

Princess 1 & 2: *hear a chorus of 'hyucks hyucks'
suddenly*

Princess 2: Ne, what was that?

>ÒNow itÕs your time, Sailor Moon!Ó
>
Princess 1: What time is it for Sailor Moon?

Princess 2: Time for bed? *nudges P1*

Princess 1: *elbows P2 back* Time for lov-? Nah...

>"Double Silver Crystal Power Kiss!" Sailor Moon and
Chibimoon yelled together, using their Moon Tier and
Moon Crescent Wand. The monsters disappeared.
>
>"Who the heck were those, and what were they doing
here?" Lita said
>
Princess 2: Ne, didn't we already say? Tentacle orgy,
duh!

Princess 1: Would you like to spell out what the
"Tentacle Orgy" might be?

Princess 2: *stutters* I-i-iie!! 

Princess 1: *evil little chuckle*

>"Making mayhem in Crystal Tokyo, which I will not
allow." Serenity said
>
>"Look at the poor guy they were attacking. HeÕs in a
cage

Princess 1:  Ooohhh... kinky!

>, and heÕs unconscious.

Princess 2: Damn, they must've *ahem* tortured him
real bad!

LetÕs set him free." Amy said
>
Princess 2: Like a pretty pretty bird... only now he's
scarred for life.

Princess 1: *roots through monopoly game* Ne... all we
need is a get out of jail free card!

Princess 2: Ne, maybe we should just give the poor guy
over to 'Corinn' and 'Marissa'. I'm sure they'll be
able to erm... heal him

>"That face looks very familiar." Endymion said.
>
Princess 1: <As Endymion> I never forget the face of a
lover.

>"ItÕs Elios!" Rini said with joy. "Elios, it is me,
please tell me you are alive!" Part of Rini was happy
to see Elios again, and part was sad that he had been
attacked.
>
>
>
Princess 1: The bottom half of Rini was sad?  The top
part was happy? Or her arm was sad, and her head was
happy?  WHICH PART OF RINI?

Princess 2: <in a drag queen voice> I'd be careful,
little Rini, you don't *where* your little man has
been.
>
>
>Still in the future
>
>
Princess 1: *snorts* No REEEAAALLLYYY... I thought we
were in the medieval ages...

Princess 2: *turns to P1* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!

Princess 1: *raises flail*  I'll take ye down with one
swish!

Princess 2: *twirls war club* And I'll fill ye with
holes! Preparrrrre yerself!

Princess 1: *rushes at P2* CHAAARRRRRRRGGGGEEEE!

Princess 2: *taps Elios with magic wand, turning him
into a horse and charges on horseback*
CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE!!!!!

Princess 1: *rides in on Endymion*  Unhand yerself and
face me blade! *sweatdrops* erm... flail *sweet smile*

Princess 2: *halts Elios to a screeching halt and goes
flying over* IIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! You... You've CORRUPTED
him!!!

Princess 1: *giggles and nuzzles Endymion's neck*
*smirks over shoulder* Guess I win this round ne P2?

Princess 2: *curls up and wails*

Princess 2: *stops in mid wail* Ne, don't we have a
fic to get back to?

Princess 1: *sweatdrops*  Hai... *reluctantly climbs
off Endymion* Love ya Boyo *slaps his rump*

Princess 2: *cheek muscle twitches*
>
>"Elios, what happened to you? Why did those monsters
attack you?" Rini asked
>
Princess 2: <as drag queen again> Because he's a
pretty little man any youma would appreciate *wink
wink*

>"They attacked me because I was the Prince of
Elyision. Chaos appeared in Elysion, trying to hurt
me. But luckily, I escaped. Crystal Tokyo was my only
hope. However, the monsters did find me here.Ó
>
>"Oh, Elios." Rini said, hugging him tightly. 

Princess 1: Kinda a problem when you're stuck *wink
wink*

>They could not let go of each other. Their love sure
started to rekindle once Elios saw her again. 

Princess 2: Hyuck hyuck, that weren't the only thing
rekindling :B

Princess 1: I can hear the juices flowing...

Princess 2: *falls off seat* HENTAI!!!
 
>He had turned now into a very handsome young man.

Princess 2: What, so he was butt ugly before or
something?

Princess 1: He must have been one of those 'pickle'
people.

>
>"Chaos? What do you mean by Chaos? DidnÕt we defeat
them back in the 20th century when we released Chaos
from Galaxia?" Endymion was confused.
>
Princess 2: Honey buns, we're all confused...

>"We only defeated the evil Galaxia and made her good
again. Chaos actually was coming from the distant
future. We just did not know how distant. Rini never
recalled an encounter with Chaos.Ó Serenity replied to
her husband.
>
>"Chaos is dead meat! Nobody messes with my beloved
Elios!"
>
Princess 1: <As Rini> Only I can mess him up!

Princess 2: o.O Now what was that supposed to mean?

>Serenity and Endymion smiled for a moment,
remembering how much Rini loved Elios back in the
past. But their smiles quickly disappeared,

Princess 2: Yeah, when they realized how *they* were
in the past and how Rini and Elios were. *Snickers*
They put 2 and 2 together.

>since they could tell that Rini was not aware of the
great danger coming.
>
Princess 1: *blinks* I didn't know that evil could
orgas- ACK!

Princess 2: *slaps hand over P1's mouth* We have young
'uns in here... *looks sheepish* Oh wait, that hasn't
stopped us before, but still, just for your ecchiness
*whacks P1 out of her seat*

>"Chaos is a greater evil than all the evils you have
seen before." Serenity and Endymion explained to Rini.
>
Princess 1: FYI folks... Rini hangs out with Mulder on
weekends... Chaos must be REEEEAAALLLLYYYY bad!! ^_~

>"But if they are so bad, why are they not messing
with Crystal Tokyo." Rini asked.
>
>A look of puzzlement appeared in the Queen and KingÕs
faces.
>
>"No, Queen Serenity, Chaos does not want Crystal
Tokyo. At least not directly. They just wanted to
attack me. Chaos hates me." Elios said, nearly crying.
>
Princess 2: <as drag queen once more> Oh, they hurt
you bad, my poor little man? Don't worry, I'll take
good care of you!

Princess 1: *moves a seat over* P2 youÕre enjoying the
drag thing a little too much...

Princess 2: *grins evilly* :-D Aaah, what can I say,
this piece brings out the best in me

Princess 1: *sweatdrops and chucks some popcorn at P2*

>"Chaos hates you because you are good and beautiful
and Chaos is horror." Serenity said.
>
Princess 1: *winks* Ne... Serenity thinks Elios is
good too... isn't that like wrong?  

Princess 2: It happens all the time in the soaps,
babes. Only natural it'd be in the fic world too.

>"Mom is right!" Rini said, still hugging Elios.
>
Princess 1: Mother's always, right ne P2? *grins
evilly*

Princess 2: *gag gag*

>"Chaos can not enter Crystal Tokyo. When I designed
the palace, I made sure that no enemy could infiltrate
it. I swore we had defeated Chaos, but just in case,
Chaos cannot enter here either. You are safe in the
Crystal Palace, and you can live here.Ó Endymion was
very aware of how Rini felt about Elios.
>
Princess 2: Yeah, I bet he does. I bet he knows how
she secretly fantasizes about him in the middle of the
night...

Princess 1: Like father like daughter ne?

>"Thank you, King Endymion."  Elios said.
>
>"Thank you Dad!" Rini said happily.
>
Princess 1: <As Rini>  Now we can share Elios!

Princess 2: A threesome! *Claps happily* What joy!
*goes off to vomit*

>"You donÕt know how much this means to us." Serenity
said, kissing Endymion.
>
Princess 1: Scratch that... a foursome

Princess 2: Add a youma in there and whatdya got? Oy,
someone kill me now...

Princess 1: *gladly rises to the challenge*
>
>
>Elios recovered quickly from his injuries.

Princess 1: Especially with the help of his erm-
lovers?

>It probably was because the person he loved the most
was now with him.""I did not forget you, Rini." 

Princess 2: <as Elios> Yes, I only gained *more*
experience when I was with my 'friends'.

Princess 1: *snickers*

>Elios said while they were walking in the palace
gardens.
>
>"I did not forget about you either. I have no
boyfriend, and I havenÕt had any, because I was
waiting for someone like you. 

Princess 2: Oh, how nice, she was saving herself for
him. How thoughtful of her, I'm sure Elios will be
happy to be getting a vir-

Princess 1: *slaps hand over P2's mouth* Shut up you
almost said that Elios will be getting Rini's Maiden-

Princess 2: *slaps hand over P1* Mmmph mmmph!! *yanks
P1's hand off* OMG! Wait, wasn't she with Peruru??

Princess 1:  Nah... he was her 'fairy' friend
remember?

Princess 2: *nods solemnly* I guess you're right.
*Turns green* I can't take this anymore...

>I am glad the right person is you again!Ó Rini was
jumping for joy.
>
>"I have no girlfriend either. I hoped to be able to
be with you again. 

Princess 2: Liar!! He's been in an orgy! He may not
have had a girlfriend, but he sure got some!

Princess 1: *nods* Hai, Usa said he was *good* too...

The circumstances that brought me to you were not the
best, but as they say "ThereÕs no evil that does not
come for good.Ó Elios said
>
Princess 1: *snickers* Ne... if you come for good...
does that mean you can't come again?

Princess 2: "As they say..." Hmm, I didn't even know
there was such a saying... *looks puzzled* Where is he
getting that from??

>"Have you been hanging out with Mina?" Rini teased
him. "Elios, you are as wonderful as you were back
then. And now you are even cuter!"
>
Princess 2: Ne, does that mean she's already, um
'been' with him? But now he ain't that butt-ugly to
her anymore? Wow, she's fickle!

>"And you are even more beautiful than before. Not
that you were not beautiful back then!"Elios was
blushing majorly.
>
Princess 1: ACK!!! *positions fingers into 'cross'*
STAY BACK DUB VOCABULARY!!!!

Princess 2: Yeah, right, he thought she was ugly.
Let's face it. That little lie won't cover it up.

>"Elios?"
>
>"Yes?"
>
>"May I kiss you?"
>
>"Please do."
>
Princess 1: IIE *covers eyes* Child porno!

Princess 2: *covers ears* I don't want to hear the
moans and groans. IIE!!!

Princess 1: *snickers* Yet, you donÕt mind watching!
*pulls out earplugs*

Princess 2: and you don't mind listening!

Princess 1:  EH?? WHAT'S THAT?  I CANNOT A HEAR YA!!!

>Elios and Rini kissed once again. It was the second
time they had kissed- the first time being back in the
20th century. They could not let go of each other at
all. They hugged and kissed all afternoon. Words could
not say what they felt for each other.
>
Princess 1: No... but their hands can!

Princess 2: Hugged and kissed, huh? I wonder what body
parts were doing the huggin and what lips were doing
the kissin...

>
>"Elios, you cannot imagine how much I missed you."
Rini said while stroking EliosÕ face
>
Princess 1: Nani? Why was she stroking Elios' head?

>"Elysion may be the land of dreams. But it was not
perfect without you." Elios said, hugging Rini again.
>
>"Small lady?" a velvety voice said.
>
Princess 1: YUCK!! It's talking to her now!

>"Celia! Rylan!" Rini ran towards the Guardians of
time, Sailor Pluto and her husband Prince Rylan.
>
Princess 2: Good lord, who are all these people???
Where in heaven's name did they come from? *flips
through manga* Nope, they're not in here... *watches
anime tapes* They're not in here either! Who are
they??

>"Celia, do you remember Elios?"
>
Princess 1: <as Celia> Uh... duh... No I don't think I
do... seeing as I don't know who the HELL I am!

>"I sure do" How could Celia not remember Elios and
the huge crush Rini had on him back when in the 20th
century. ÒRylan, meet Elios. He is the Prince of
Elysion,and a very special friend of the Small Lady.Ó
>
Princess 2: Special is an understatement *wink wink*
What else is special to the Small Lady, hmmm?

>"So what brings you here?" Rini asked.
>
>"Celia dead-screamed the tabloid people today.
Someone tried to invent a story about her being after
King Endymion, and Celia will not allow such lies to
be told.Ó Rylan said.
>
Princess 1: *blink blink* Does this have anything to
do with Rini and Elios' little welcuming party?

Princess 2: I still wanna know who the heck these
Celia and Ryan people are!!!

>"I am glad you found the right person, Small Lady."
Celia knew how hard it was to do so.
>
Princess 2: Yeah, it is just so *hard* to find that
right man, ya know what I mean? So hard...

>"I am glad I did too!" Rini hugged Celia.
>
Princess 1: <as Rini> WAI!  We're up to a fivesome
now!

Princess 2: <as Ryan> Heeey, don't leave me out too!!
>
>
>
>
>~~~
>
Princess 1: *nudges P2* Ne... what do those symbols
look like to you?

Princess 2: *whimpers* I don't wanna know.... I don't
wanna see....
>
>
>In the future, a few years later
>
>
>
>Elios had become a trusted advisor to Queen Serenity
and King Endymion. And Chaos had been driven off
Elysion, never to appear again. But most important, he
and Rini were now engaged to be married soon. They
were as blissful as if they were in the Land of
Dreams. Serenity and Endymion were joyful that their
daughter,
>
>who now was a real lady, was as happy as they were.
>
Princess 2: So, um, do tell, how'd she become a real
lady?? *Nudges P1*

Princess 1: I think the 'love' of all her friends and
parents might have contributed!

Princess 2: HENTAI! *whacks P1 off of chair*

Princess 1: NANI??  ECCHI!  I wasn't thinking that
way!  0:)

Princess 2: *snorts* Yeeeeah right!

Princess 1: *dumps popcorn over P2's head* Oh mush! 
:P

>
>
>"By the power invested upon me, I pronounce you,
Elios and Serenity III, husband and wife."
>

Princess 1: *breaks into song* She's got the power!!!
OOOOHHH She's got the power!!!!

Princess 2: *Slaps tape over P1's mouth* Enough of
that. I'm just glad to get out of here! Finally!!!

Princess 1: Ne... two more lines...

Princess 2: *screams like a banshee dying*

>"Finally we are married, my beloved prince."
>
Princess 1: Ne, finally we can leave?

Princess 2: Dammit no, one more line! *grabs P1 and
yanks her down* you're suffering with me!

>And they lived happily ever after.
>
Princess 1: *gags* *cheers* wai wai THE END THE
END!!!!!!!

Princess 2: Hallelujah!!!!!

<P1 and P2 filed out of the theater and ran like hell
for their spaceship>

"BAKA P2!  All you had to do was turn the ignition
key!"

"Yeah, sure blame it all on me!"

ÒEVERYTHING!  It's all YOUR fault!" *pauses* Ò...still
we did have a good time!" *wink wink*

*whacks P1* Let's just get the hell outta hear, ne??

ÒHAI!Ó *whaps P2 back out of the spaceship* 

ÒIIEEEEE!!!"

... "*I* better get the hell outta here!"

"You aren't leaving me behind!" *clambers back in*

*chuckles* "Ne... you're one lucky ugly ducky!Ó

*Screeches* ÒUgly??? How dare you?!"

*chuckles*  ÒNe... can we just go already?Ó

ÒFine! But I'll get you back on Earth!Ó

<P1 and P2 zoomed away from the moon and crashed into
the nearest planet: Mars>

*beats P2* ÒBAKA!! WRONG WAY!Ó

El fin