101. THE Epic III  By:  Mehg, Patch, and Redrose

Redrose:  HeÕs finally gone! *slaps five with Mehg and
Patch*
Patch: *weeping* Are you sure we did the right thing?
Mehg: *SMACK*  BAKA!  Of course!  ItÕs good that heÕs
goneÉ
Redrose: *snickers* All 100 times ne?
*Mehg and Patch and Redrose all engage in laughter*
*peaceful silence prevails after the hearty laughter*
Patch: So what now?
Redrose: Wanna play the new Jerry Springer game?
Mehg: I donÕt much feel like being a 400lb
nymphomaniac again thank you!
Patch: You think I liked paying a dominatrix to whip
me!
Redrose: *shrugs* I wasnÕt even there last night!
Mehg: *meaningful glance towards Patch* You know you
liked it!  Admit itÉ hehe
Patch: *glares* At least IÕm not inbred!
Mehg: You obviously donÕt care too much for the
*BLEEPS* if marriage will have you tell them to
*BLEEP* themselves!
Redrose: Children, children simmer down!  Who wants to
paint my nails for me?
Patch: *jumping up and down* CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?
Mehg: @_@  
*A break while Mehg waited for Patch to paint
RedroseÕs nails*
Redrose: What time is the movie?
Mehg: *drools* Antonio BanderasÉ  mmmmmmmmm  
Patch: *whaps Mehg* MovieÕs at three!
Mehg: DemoÑitÕs a nighttime movieÉ I should be seeing
it with a special someoneÉ not you two! *kicks Patch
and Redrose*
Redrose: I wonder what the Smurfs will think of this
*giggles as she examines her sexXxy nails*
Mehg: *glares at Patch and Redrose* The SMRFFÕs are
NOT inbred!
Redrose: I never said they were.  *looks innocently
about*
Mehg: You little liar!  The poor little blue dudesÉ
what would Papa Smurf say?
Patch: HeeeeyyyyyÉ  thatÕs right Smurfette.
Mehg: *whapÕs hentai Patch*  Do you hear something?
Redrose: *looks around room* YeahÉ I hear footsteps.
Patch: SexXxy footstepsÉ
M, P, & R: IT CANÕT BE!  
*Just then a bewildered bishie named Mamo-chan entered
the room*
Mamo-chan: AnouÉ WhereÕs Usako?
Patch: After 100 different scenarios youÕre still
here!!!
Redrose: Yeah, not to count the Rose Suitor!
Mehg: I say we take care of himÉ it has to work!    
P & R: UN!  *Patch and Redrose nod in agreement as
they take their fighting stances*
Mamo-chan: UmmmÉ nani?
Mehg: *growls* dammitÑthis should take care of him!
*pulls a .52 caliber from her bra*
Redrose: *sweatdrops* How in theÑWell check this out!
*begins producing throwing knives out of her hair*
Patch: *takes a long whip out of her black abyss*
YEE-HAW!
Mehg: I KNEW IT!  
Redrose: I always wondered why it was so heavy!
Mehg: IÕd rather that I didnÕt knowÉ  Oh well- shall
we ladies?  Mamo-chan?  *snicker*
Mamo-chan: o_O
M, P, & R: READY!  
Redrose: FEEL THE BLADE!
*Knives pin Mamo-chan to the wall*
Patch: WHIP ACTION!  
*A whip flies through the air and mars his body*
Mehg: BULLET BOOM!  
*BANG*
Mamo-chan: X_X
Mehg: MinnaÑsorry by now itÕs just habit!  
Patch: Darn entertaining too!
Redrose: Gets the job doneÉ hey it was original!
*Minna takes their bows*  

OWARI!


CREDITS:

Prez/Mehg: hime_serenity_chan@yahoo.com
VP/Patch: patchkhan1@hotmail.com
Editor-at-Large/Redrose: redroseb@hotmail.com
TLP/Baka
Miriamele: short-stuff@ix.netcom.com
Liz-chan/ISA!: liz221@amerinet.com
Mizu/Mama/Dummy-Muse: tokiya_ensui@yahoo.com
Lazuli: lazulidreamer@yahoo.com
Elysia: slr_elysia@yahoo.com
Shana: MIA
QS: mbsilvana@yahoo.com