How ya like it so far?  Enjoying? ^^

51.  Paper... Rock...?  By:  Mehg
AN: And... This would REALLY put an end to first
season fics... 

Usagi was really getting tired of Mamoru no baka.  And
she had a plan to get him to stop teasing her.  

"Ah, that's a perfect size."  She grinned turning the
object over and over in her hand. 

"What is Usagi-chan?" Ami curiously inquired. 

Usagi grinned and held up the large rounded rock she
found.  Ami sweat-dropped.  "I'm not even going to ask
what you're planning to use that for."  With that said
she curtly nodded and walked away sighing in disgust. 
"Usagi-chan you're such a child." 

Usagi looked surprised then set off in the opposite
direction.  She retrieved another one of her tests
inside her satchel.  "This one is worse than a
thirty-" she sighed and then resolutely crinkled the
rock inside the paper into a ball. 

As she rounded the corner she heard the baka call,
"Odango Atama!"  She waited till he was right behind
her, and then threw the roc-erm paper as hard as she
could.  *THUNK* She turned around grinning.  Mamoru no
baka wouldn't be teasing her for a while... 

"SHIMATTA!"  Her hands flew up to her mouth and she
gasped.  A stream of blood flowed from the gash on his
temple.  He lay crumpled on the ground, deathly still.
 Evidently she had thrown it a little too hard...  She
skirted away quickly.  She hadn't meant to kill him...
honest! 
52.  A Little TOO Close for Comfort  By:  Mehg
AN: Let your minds wander... back to the Nehelenia arc
at the beginning of Stars... 

..."It is futile!"  Nehelenia warned as Sailor Moon
tried to reach Mamoru through the mirror. 

"MAMO-CHAN!" She screamed beating on the
glass-surface. 

Nehelenia smirked, "Do you feel pain White Moon
Princess?  The agony of being alone... I'm hardly done
with you yet!"  With that said she pressed Mamoru's
head closer into her bosom. 

Mamoru was pretty out of it, but he realized that he
couldn't breathe. His mouth and nose were pressed up
against fabric, preventing vital oxygen from reaching
his system. 

Oblivious to Mamoru's position, Nehelenia squeezed him
closer.  "You see White Moon Princess, the white
Prince doesn't want you... he is mine!"  Mamoru began
gasping for air.  But it was no use Nehelenia was
holding him too close. 

Sailor Moon was becoming more and more alarmed! 
Mamoru's face was all puffed up and she could tell
that Nehelenia had stopped his air.  She screamed,
"MAMO-CHAN!  NEHELENIA YOU LET MY MAMO-CHAN GO NOW!" 

Mamoru felt his life escaping him.  In a burst of
energy he tried to push himself away from her.  He
positioned his hands on her stomach and shoved with
all his might, Nehelenia guessing that he was trying
to get away, just pulled him in closer. 

She chuckled evilly.  "The White Moon Princess will-Ó
She felt Mamoru go limp against her.  She sweat
dropped, "Well I guess the White Moon Princess IS
really going to suffer now... demo--what a pity...
Such a handsome man.  Still she'll be so unnerved to
hear that he died in between my- erm-arms!"  Evil
cackling filled the room; Mamoru's still body hit the
floor as she dumped him from her arms. 



53.  Beware Where You Step  By: Miriamele
AN:  Welp, here's another crazy way to knock Mamoru
off!  I  hope you enjoy! :)

The day seemed to be another ordinary day for Chiba
Mamoru.  The sun was out. The birds were chirping. 
There were happy children and puppies running through
the streets.  And that's exactly how Mamoru KNEW that
something terrible was going to happen to him.  His
dark brows knit together in thought.  

What should he do?  Stay inside all day?  No.  Usagi
would worry.

Hmmmm...With a severe nod, he stood up from the chair
he was sitting in, ignoring his feeling of impending
doom.  He had a plan.  He would keep looking straight
ahead and would repeatedly look at all the directions
surrounding him.  He would not look down.  Surely by
looking at his feet the enemy would get him in a
moment of weakness.  Yesssss...he was too darn smart
for these new bad guys. And so, with his chin in the
air, Chiba Mamoru exited his apartment...

The day seemed to be another ordinary day for the
banana vendor.  He woke up every morning and set up
his stand in the street.  He made a good living, all
things considered, and was very proud that no one (and
he meant NO ONE) had EVER slipped on a banana from HIS
stand.  His chest puffed with pride as he thought
this.  A little boy came and purchased a banana,
throwing the peel to the ground.  The vendor bent to
pick it up, but it was too late.  The foot of Chiba
Mamoru had already firmly planted itself on it.
"Sir!  Don't move!" wailed the vendor.  Mamoru froze
and then realized he must be being tricked.

"You can't fool ME!  I know you're out to kill me and
I will NOT look down and be caught in whatever slimy
trap you have this time!"  He paused, waiting for a
trap to unfold, but nothing happened.  

Meanwhile, the vendor was beginning to sweat.  Why
wasn't the guy going to just step off the banana peel?
 And what happened next seemed to take place in slow
motion...

With a firm step, Mamoru pushed his handsome foot
against the ground only to find himself falling, his
mouth opened in shock.

"NOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOO!!!" screamed the vendor, trying
in vain to catch Mamoru before his head hit the
sidewalk, "My career!  Oh, my careeeerrrr!!!!" he
sobbed.  Mamoru should've looked where he was going.



54.  Joyride Gone Bad  By:  Mehg
AN: Hmm... Does anyone remember Mamo's motorcycle? 
You didn't think we'd forget that one now did you? 
LOL  *motions to reader* read on friend read on... 

Mamoru was riding along in his motorcycle, having a
grand old time.  He was approaching town and a stop
sign.  He pressed the brake.  Nothing happened!  He
tried it again and again!  However he just wasn't
slowing down!  In a panic by now, Mamoru drove through
the stop sign and onto the sidewalk. 

An old lady carrying a sack of groceries was plowed
into the building nearby.  A little girl licking a
lollipop and leading a puppy with a cute yellow ribbon
down the street, jumped into traffic, narrowly missing
Mamo-chan's out-of-control vehicle; however
unfortunately made a direct hit with the city transit.
 Mamoru watched all the carnage that was taking place
and just began wildly screaming, "GOMEN NE!", the
entire way through town. 

He miraculously made it through that town without
hitting any cats, and then drove unto the bridge that
would lead back to Tokyo.  He had a plan.  He just
needed to crash into Tokyo Bay; then jump off the bike
when he hit the water.  Simple ne? 

Well as it turns out, nothing could be that simple. 
The gods just weren't smiling down on Mamo-chan that
day... 

He positioned his bike towards the edge and gunned it
faster than ever! Just as he was about off the bridge,
the bridge opened up as a boat was passing underneath!
 Mamoru's momentum increased from the jump and he was
thrown onto the top of a building. 

Cursing his horrible luck and scorning every god in
the book, Mamoru screamed as he drove off the
building.  The last thing he saw was the cement
growing closer and closer... Until... *WHAM*! 



55.  Revolt of the Clones  By:  Miriamele
AN:  Who else saw this one coming a mile ahead?
*grins*  What a revolution...

A lovely day in Tokyo...or so it began.  Mamoru was
out for a usual walk in the park when he ran
into...himself?

"Ummm...who're you?" he asked.

"I'm Chiba Mamoru."
"Noooo, I'm Chiba Mamoru!!"

"Okay, so fine, maybe I'm actually your clone."

"What?" stuttered the real Mamoru, stumbling
backwards.

"Come to our secret lab!"

With a magical puff of smoke, Mamoru found himself in
a underground laboratory, surrounded by...himself?

"What is going on here?" he breathed.

"Welcome Chiba Mamoru, to our factory.  These men that
look like you, think like you and do EVERYTHING like
you, are being shipped out through this underground to
hundreds of Mamo-crazy girls across this country and
the world.

"Oh...my...gosh.."

"Which is why you have to die."

"What?" yelled Mamoru, backing away.

"We clones are SICK and tired of being made after
YOU!!"

"But I never imagined that-"

"Well it's too late.  We are innocent people who have
been robbed of out identity!  This must be stopped!"
yelled the other Mamoru.

"But, if you already have a copy of my DNA, killing me
won't stop-"

"Silence, Chiba!"

"But-"

The other Mamoru clubbed him on the head and dragged
him to a giant pot of boiling water and closed the
lid.  Whistling, the other Mamoru turned around and
faced another Mamoru, on his way to be shipped to
England.

The non-killer Mamoru said, "Why'd you kill the real
one?"

"Oh, I just wanna date his girlfriend, I actually
kinda liked the guy." he said, straightening his green
jacket and walking off.



56.  When Attacks Misfire  By: Lazuli

Tuxedo Kamen stood up on the light pole, aware of how
good he looked as the senshi stood 
below him, their admiring gazes all on him.

"Fear not, Sailor Senshi! We will defeat this evil! Go
for it, Sailor Moon, Chibi Moon!"

The girls nodded together, their eyes shining happily.
Tuxedo Kamen stood on the safety of the light pole,
away from stray attacks.

He watched as Chibi Moon powered up her magic rod, and
chanted, twirling around.  Ah, she so reminded him of
her mother that way.  Any moment now she was going to
blast the youma into pieces.

"Pink Sugarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hearrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt Attack!" 

At that moment, the youma chose to trip over Usagi's
long pigtails, and went flying into the path of
Chibi-Usa, sending her sprawling and adding extra
ommph to the attack.	

It was unfortunate that her wand happened to be
pointing upwards, and the multitude of energy filled
hearts slammed into Tuxedo Kamen, leaving him waving
his arms through the air, trying to catch his balance,
but alas, the hearts were too much for him, and he
fell backwards off the pole, onto the ground below
him, squashing the youma flat.

It was a shame he never got to see the tears in Sailor
Moon's eyes as she beat her slowly vanishing daughter
over the head with the weapon that killed her father.

	Owari!



57.  An Encounter on Cell Block 6  By:  TLP
AN:  Nani!  Mamo-chan and an underage girl?  Never! 
Aww cÕmon, you all knew he had it coming ^_~

ÒMamo-chan . . . Ó

ÒUsako . . . Ó

ÒOh, Mamo-chan! . . . Ó

ÒOh, Usako! . . . Ó

ÒOh, MAMO-chan! . . . Ó

ÒFREEZE!!Ó shouted a voice, as a host of men dressed
in blue SWAT team outfits crashed into the ill-lighted
home, through windows and doors alike.  Usagi jumped
from the couch and adjusted her dress.  Mamoru blinked
repeatedly and tried to ask what was going on as he
was bound and gagged.

ÒShut up you child molester!Ó

Mamoru was very forcibly duct taped naked to the
bumper of the SWAT car and driven a long distance. 
The car finally came to a halt and Mamoru was wrestled
through a mess of papers and yellow tape before he
found himself thrown harshly into a prison cell.

ÒHelp!  Help!  Why am I in here?  WhatÕs going on?  I
want a lawyer!  And a phone call!Ó screamed Mamoru
while running forward and grabbing the jail bars.

Nobody replied and silence ensued for several moments.
 A gruff giggle echoed from behind him.  Mamoru turned
slowly to find himself face-to-gruff bristly-face with
a very large ex-trucker,

ÒHow you doinÕ, pretty boy?Ó asked the prisoner.

MamoruÕs eyes widened as he tried to back away but
found himself backed up against the metallic prison
bars.  MamoruÕs screams echoed throughout the prison,
but did not fall on compassionate ears . . . His
bloody husk was removed the next morning and Bubba
was, once again, without a roommate.  While waiting
for his next friend to come, Bubba passed the time by
flossing with his toes.  



58.  Who is MamoÕs mommy?  By:  Shana
AN: Ohh, Rei...  Let this be a lesson to all of us
about how to keep jealously under control.

Mamoru was walking through the park one day when he
ran into a crazy psycho.  The crazy psycho tied him up
like a pretty little package, red bows included, and
proceeded to take him home.  

"No Rei!!!!  Let me goooo!  I want my Usakoooooo!"
Mamoru screamed.  Rei just giggled maniacally.   

At the temple she dropped him unceremoniously on the
ground.  She smiled.  "Now, Mamoru-kun, tell
meÉwho's your mommy?!"  Mamoru just screamed.  So Rei
dropped him in her sacred fire, burning him to embers,
and finally she was over her little infatuation with
him.  After all, Yuichirou was much more *fun* to play
with.



59.  Lightning Rod  By:  TLP
AN:  *drools*  Makoto . . . *drools further on self* 
Wow . . . thereÕs only one person alive that is as
good lookinÕ as she is . . . TWACK!  *a mallet
mysteriously appears from the shadows and whacks TLP
on the head, rendering him unconscious*

The youma smiled a twisted, sardonic smile as it eyed
the injured sailor scouts before it.  One arm
stretched forward, readying a blast of nega-force to
hurl at the super heroines.  Suddenly a deep voice
called from a nearby balcony,

ÒDo not touch those young girls, you fiend of the
dark!Ó

The youma directed itÕs voice to the direction of the
voice.  Standing on the balcony was a man dressed in
an Arabian white tunic complete with cape.  A sword
hung from his side.  He drew the sword and held it
directly up in the air, readying a cheesy line to
deliver in an even cheesier manner.

Sailor Jupiter saw her opportunity, as the youma
changed itÕs focus.  Jupiter launched herself forward,
hurdling an attack at the creature, ÒJupiter thunder
strike!Ó

Lightning flew through the air, intent on the targeted
youma.  Mere seconds before hitting itÕs target, the
lightning arched upward and found a new target in the
lightning rod of a sword, held in the Moonlight
KnightÕs hand.  Lightning convulsed throughout his
body and he fell from the balcony, still twitching as
he dropped through the air and landed with a sickly
splatter on the ground below.

ÒWhoopsie!Ó muttered Jupiter embarrassed.  She gave a
soft chuckle and shrugged, ÒI wasnÕt ever very good in
science.Ó



60.  Reluctant Shopper  By:  Shana
AN: Even shopaholics anonymous couldnÕt save him...

"Mamo-chan, do you love me?"
"Of course I do Usako."

"Then go shopping with me."

*kerplunk*

And Mamo-chan dropped dead.



61.  Street Smart  By:  Shana
AN:  Someone actually likes that thing?!  The world is
ending...

Mamoru was visiting Los Angeles (my home town) and had
gotten lost.  Or maybe it was brainwashed.  Anyways,
he was strolling down a sketchy looking street one day
when a man wearing a red bandana walked over to him. 
He pulled out a gun.  And said, "Give me that cool a**
green blazer man."  

Mamoru's fingers tightened around his beloved coat. 
Give up his blazer?  Never!  So he was shot.  And
that's the end of that.



62.  UmÉ What do I haveÉ?  A POKEMON CARD!  By:  TLP
AN: Well gotta catch Ôem all.  I love my little
brother! *holds up 7-year-old* HeÕs the coolest thing
in the world!  We were watching Cardcaptors on TV
together.  ÒHis name isnÕt Keero, itÕs Kero like what
a frog says!  And his voice isnÕt like this: *low
voice* Hey Sakura.  ItÕs like this: *high voice*
Ko-ni-chi-WA!Ó  And then he got mad at ÒMadisonÓ. 
ÒItÕs not Madison, itÕs Tomoyou-chan!Ó  I tell ya, if
we donÕt teach our youth to hate dubs when theyÕre
little- the world will not be the best place to live.
^_~

The day was beautifully sunny as Chiba Mamoru skipped
happily down the street.  He was on his way to see his
sweet Usagi.  As he skipped, Mamoru began to sing a
happy song.

ÒThere is sunshine in my soul today!...Ó

He turned a corner and stopped immediately- There at
his feet lay a small (2Óx2 1Ú2Ó) piece of cardboard. 
The back was colored, in several different hues of
blue and was adorned by a red and white ball.  In
yellow letters the word ÒPOKEMONÓ was prominently
displayed.  Mamoru reached down to pick up the
mysterious object, curious as to the origin.  No
sooner had he touched the card when a little voice
piped up from somewhere in front of him.

ÒLook!  Look!  Big Brother TLP thatÕs a Pokemon card! 
IÕll bet itÕs really rare and worth *TONS*!Ó

The rapid patter of footsteps was heard as the little
boy approached Mamoru.  Mamoru looked up with a smile
on his face just in time to see a seven year oldÕs
shoe clock him right in the face!  Mamoru fell onto
his back dazed.  The little boy didnÕt stop there
however, Mamoru had entered the Poke-battle for the
card where the survivor gets the merchandise.  Taking
blow after blow, Mamo-chan pulled himself into as
small a ball as he could.  He wasnÕt about to pick on
such a small child being the heroic figure that he
was.  

ItÕs a pity however what violence has done to corrupt
the minds of young childrenÉ But finally the little
boy relented and Mamoru heaved a breath of relief.  

The last words he heard were: ÒAw man!  ItÕs just a
common!Ó  The last thing he saw was the card twirling
slowly through the air until it landed on his face. 
His body convulsed one last time, as the last breath
left his lungs and all went black.  The word POKEMON
and itÕs cartoon-bright writing was the last thing on
his memory.



63.  Bad Touch  By:  Miriamele
AN: Ohhhh, not green jacket!  And, uh, no offense to
kindly old ladies...

Walking happily through the park one day, Mamoru got
his jacket sleeve stuck on a tree-branch. For any
other person, this would simply be no problem at all.
Just remove the jacket, un-do it from the tree and be
on your merry way. This was not the case for Chiba
Mamoru.

"HELP! Someone help me please! I've caught my jacket
on this tree branch!" he yelled out into the park. 

A helpful little old lady approached Mamoru to help
him.

"Now, son, the easiest way to get un-stuck it just to
take of you jacket!  Kids these days! Can't solve
their own problems!"

"Umm, I'm sorry, miss, but I can't take my jacket
off!"

"And why's that?"

"Because..."

"Sonny! That jacket is filthy! You're taking it off
right now! Stop making a fool of yourself and Grandma
Em will wash that jacket for ya, hon." said the old
woman, gleefully.

"NOOO! You CAN'T have my jacket." The lady's brow
furrowed and she grabbed one end of the jacket and
began to tug.

"Give it here, my boy!"

"NOOOO!!! Help! Help!" cried Mamoru.

In a burst of strength, the old lady pulled the jacket
off Mamoru, and freed him from the tree. Suddenly,
Mamoru began to disintegrate into a puddle of bubbling
water.

"NOOoooOOOOO! My skin has never seen the light!

I...need....my...jacket."

"Oh my!" said the old lady, beginning to wash the
jacket in what was left of Mamoru.



64.  Jealousy... The Green Emotion  By:  Mehg
AN: ACK! PINK! PINK! I swear I meant pink! 

The alarm went off.  "Here's my chance!" it thought. 
Mamoru yawned and took his shower.  He came back in
the room and toweled off.  The closet door opened, a
hand reached inside- "Yes!  Today will be the day-Ó
and grabbed a pair of black pants and the green
blazer.  The pink shirt sighed.  "Everyday the same
old thing.  You know, he bought me too!  I'm tired of
being closeted all the time!  IF he doesn't wear me
tomorrow- I'll-I'll- take care of him for good..." 
Mamoru oblivious to the rebellion of his clothing in
the closet put on his blazer and walked from the room.


That evening as he was getting undressed for bed, he
placed his trusty blazer on the hanger.  His eyes fell
on the pink shirt- "Oh I could wear that for my date
tomorrow with Usako-" He smiled and took the shirt off
the hanger and placed it on the chair by his bed. 

The pink shirt sighed in blissful happiness. 
"Finally!"  All thoughts of earlier flew from it's
mind as it settled comfortably on the chair-well as
best as an object that can't move could settle that
is. 

Saturday morning dawned bright and clear!  Mamoru woke
as usual and got ready for his date with Usagi.  He
put on the pink shirt and walked out onto the balcony.
 Just as he stepped out clouds appeared from nowhere
and began pelting raindrops like arrows from the sky. 
Mamoru hurried inside and grabbed his blazer. 

The pink shirt gasped!  He couldn't- he wouldn't! 
Mamoru wrapped the cursed blazer over the top of the
pink shirt.  He walked over to a mirror and burst out
laughing.  "That's good Mamoru- Pink and green are
such compatible colors...Ó he chuckled to himself and
removed the green jacket.  He unbuttoned the top
button on the pink shirt and then was amazed when it
buttoned up again. 

Mamoru tried it again.  History repeated itself. 
Mamoru looked scared and then tried to rip the shirt
off of his chest.  The shirt retaliated and cut
through Mamoru.  Mamoru yelled and tried to remove the
possessed shirt running from room to room throughout
his apartment.  He reached into the kitchen drawer and
pulled out a knife! 

The shirt aimed the knife away from it and then
manipulated Mamoru's hand to rip his blazer to shreds!
 Mamoru screamed when he realized what he had done to
his beloved article of clothing! 

"There's no reason for me to live anymore!  If I can't
wear-" he openly sobbed. ..."My blazer..."  Mamoru ran
for the balcony doors and shoved them open.  He threw
himself from the balcony and soon met the sidewalk
below. 

The pink shirt stood triumphant.  Then realized it's
horrible mistake! If Mamoru was dead then no one could
wear him!  If only he had realized it sooner... Mamoru
wouldn't be a pancake on the sidewalk. 



65.  *THWAP* *BAP*  By:  Mehg
AN:  Ahh... the joys of Chinese yo-yo fights...
*smacks Chinese yo-yo at screen* Hai hai I am
insane... and they're fun!!! Ne Baka? 

"Hurray!"  Usagi shouted as the clock struck midnight.
 She threw her Chinese yo-yo and struck Mamoru right
above the eye. 

"Itai!  Usako, onegai, don't hit me-" *WHAP* Usagi
giggled and then went on smacking more and more
people.  She was getting bored.  No one else seemed
nearly as upset as Mamoru... she went back to stalk
her prey. 

Mamoru shielded his face from the yo-yo and instead
got smacked on the arm.  He looked up in shock.  There
stood, Usagi, Chibi-Usa, Rei, Ami, Makoto, Minako,
Michiru, Haruka, Hotaru, and Setsuna.  They each held
a brightly colored paper-weapon and soon it was all
over for Mamoru.  They mercilessly teamed up on him
and each began beating him with the yo-yos. 

Mamoru was deathly afraid.  He cringed from the
relentless sound of *FWOOSH FWOOSH* as they whapped
down on him.  Mamoru had never liked the horrid
things, and now after paper-cut after paper-cut he was
beginning to hate the cursed objects.  They all let
loose their yo-yos at the same time.  Mamoru shrieked!


Usagi stepped back.  Mamoru was curled up in a ball,
with minor cuts all over him.  Apparently the fear of
that last strike scared the life out of him...
literally. 



66.  SMRFF Road Rules  By:  TLP
AN: *Evil grin* Give the fans what they want no? 
*cackles* DonÕt ask me what I was smoking when I wrote
this- and no, you canÕt have any!

Ò1ÉÓ

ÒNow, now, let me down.Ó

Ò2ÉÓ

ÒHeh-É this isnÕt funnyÉÓ

Ò3!Ó

ÒGAHHHHH!Ó

Mamoru was thrown aboard the colorful bus by a host of
men, jealous of his status with the beautiful girls
aboard- TLP in the lead of the whole.  A smirk fell
across TLPÕs face as he watched the bus flop back and
forthÉ backÉ and forthÉ backÉ

ÒHeÕs mine Laz!Ó

ÒNo, RopaÉ I donÕt think so!Ó

ÒHey, both of you let go!Ó Called out MK.  ÒIÕm the
list-mistress, therefore heÕs mine!Ó

ÒOw!Ó shouted QS, followed by a string of obscenities.

ÒACK!  Who should I cheer for?Ó cried a distressed
voice that reeked of cuteness.

ÒLet go!  HeÕs mine!Ó shouted Hikari, tugging on a
leg.

ÒGirls! Girls!  I think we can all agree that I saw
him first!Ó added Mehgth.

ÒOh, be quiet.  I need him more than you!Ó cried Lelu.

ÒBut I donÕt have a boyfriend yet!Ó countered Kari.

Elysia pried some of the SMRFFerÕs from the heap using
her staff.  Annie frustratedly tried to get into the
mess.  Juri sat in the back cuddling up next to a
bishounen from Utena.  Iris was prying AntigoneÕs
hands from MamoruÕs leg.

*insert your name here, if you havenÕt yet been
mentioned* sat in the back with a tear in her eye,
wishing that she too could be included.
The noise clamored for a short while longer before
dying.  A sigh came from the bus as it settled back
down.

ÒYou killed him!Ó

ÒNo, you should have let him go.Ó 

Somebody wailed from the back of the bus.

ÒShut up or IÕm going to turn this thing right back
around!Ó

ÒMe?Ó

ÒNo, you shut up!Ó

ÒWhy you!Ó

Water and paint flew out the window and inside the bus
as tempers arose andÉ

To be continuedÉ  



67.  Bishounen Death Match  By:  Mehg
AN: *grins* To explain something here... Miaka and
Chibi-Usa-chan have the same seiyuu so that's why Mamo
thinks that Miaka is Chibi-Usa-chan... *Cheers* GOOOO
ARAKI KAE!!! 

A strange red light filled the air.  Two bodies
tumbled out into the middle of Mamoru's living room. 

"TAMAHOME!" 

"It's ok Miaka- we're here together..." Miaka sought
comfort in her companion's arms and then looked up at
a very wide-eyed individual. 

"Where? - Who? -" Mamoru looked at the two foreigners
and then sat down on his couch.  Miaka looked at him
curiously then spoke: 

"Tamahome?  Who's that?" 

"I don't know-" 

Mamoru stood up.  "Ok I know I heard her,
Chibi-Usa-chan!  Where are you?" 

Miaka looked at him curiously. "Tama-" 

"AHA There you are!"  Mamoru said pulling on Miaka's
hand.  He looked at her funny, "Did you dye your hair,
and put on new contacts?  You sure have grown up- why
didn't you say goodbye if you left for home again. 
Usako must be very worried-" 

Miaka stared at him in shock then ripped her hand
away.  Tamahome observed Mamoru's mumbling then grew
angry.  "How dare you touch her!" The odgen symbol on
his forehead began pulsing and Tamahome punched Mamoru
with an iron fist.  Mamoru flew backwards and lay
still. 

His head rose a little.  He reached inside his coat
pocket and pulled out a red rose.  A short
transformation took place and Tuxedo Kamen stood
bravely.  "You dare attack a man in his own home?  You
have some nerve.  Those that are trespassing
kidnappers must not be let free!  Hand over
Chibi-Usa-chan and I might be able to forgive you!" 

Tamahome sweat-dropped, "Chibi-Usa?" 

Tuxedo Kamen looked angry and pointed to Miaka. 

Tamahome flipped.  "Never!  Miaka run away!" 

"No Tamahome we promised we'd never leave each other!"


Tuxedo Kamen tried another tactic.  "Chibi-Usa-chan
come to papa.  I'll make everything all better..." 

Miaka looked at him like he was insane and then kept a
tighter grip on Tamahome.  "Listen I don't know what
you're talking about you big penguin but you better
leave me and my Tamahome alone!" 

"They've brainwashed you!  Chibi-Usa!  You don't even
know who you are-" 

"ENOUGH!"  Tamahome sent a beam of energy in the path
of Tuxedo Kamen. TK dodged the attack and in turn
threw a handful of roses at Tamahome. Miaka shrieked
as a red light surrounded her. 

"TAMAHOME!" 

"MIAKA!" 

"TAMAHOME!!!-" The light disappeared along with Miaka.


Tuxedo Kamen looked ready to spit fire.  "YOU
DARE-CHIBI-USA-CHAN!" he charged at Tamahome with his
staff extended and hit Tamahome upside the head. 
Tamahome retaliated with a swift punch to the stomach.
 They both doubled back and meant to strike again when
they both were surrounded in bubbles.  The bubbles
flew off of the paper and they were transported to
a... wrestling arena? 

"Nick we have got a great match today." 

"That's right, welcome to another Celebrity Death
Match.  For our first fight we had Britney Spears vs.
Mandy Moore." The scene changed to flashbacks of the
first fight, "And now for our main event: Who is the
best bishounen?  Tamahome or Mamoru?  They'll be
fighting it out on our main stage.  Stacy Cornbread
will be covering the backroom now." 

"Hi Nick!  It's going to be a really exciting fight. 
As you can see," The camera panned to Mamoru and
Tamahome still trying to beat each other.  "The
contestants have already exchanged words."  She
giggled and then the camera pointed to the ref in
between the two. 

"All right I want a nice clean fight!" The bell rang! 
"LET'S GET IT ON!"  The man yelled cheering with his
fist. 

Tamahome didn't care less what was going on- he just
wanted to get this guy for touching Miaka!  Mamoru
found himself as Mamoru and realized that he couldn't
transform to Tuxedo Kamen.  Tamahome prepared a burst
of energy and bounced Mamoru's body from one side of
the court to the other.  After Mamoru's fourth or
fifth 'flight', he started to get increasingly upset. 
With his emotions in an uproar he transformed to his
original form: Endymion the prince of earth. 

Tamahome stepped back.  That was one heck of a sword. 
Endymion tilted it towards Tamahome menacingly then
charged.  He caught Tamahome on his left side. 
Tamahome stepped back holding his side.  He
concentrated and ran towards Endymion kicking him
under the chin at the last possible second before
impact.  They both held their injured parts and then
looked at each other. 

"What are we fighting each other for again?"  They
asked at the same time.  They both shrugged and then
heard the announcement box. 

"THE BEST BISHOUNEN IN ANIME!" 

"Oh... domo!"  Both men waved and then surveyed each
other. 

"Hmm... Well I have the nicest hair... that goes
without question."  Mamoru stated. 

"I have the best eyes-" 

"Correction!  I am the best bishounen!  It hurts to be
this beautiful!" Hotohori appeared and cut them both
down with his sword.  "Didn't I tell you I am the most
beautiful?"  He tossed his hair and then disappeared
from where ever it was he suddenly appeared from. 

The announcers looked incredulous.  "Did you see that
Nick?" 

"I sure did, it appears that Emperor Hotohori has
suddenly killed both Tamahome and Mamoru in a jealous
rage.  Although you must say he was striking to the
eyes-" 

Hotohori appeared.  "You think so?  You are so right!"
 And he disappeared again. 



68.  DonÕt tell Dad his DaughterÕs a Dog  By: 
Miriamele
AN: *snicker* C'mon guys, we just had to add this
scenario...

"Please! I'm begging of you! I will SO pay you if you
just-"

"Dude. I said no the FIRST time you asked. You're
daughter SCARES me dude!"

Mamoru sniffed and walked away.

"Fine, loser! Just because you don't want Chibi-Usa
doesn't mean that some OTHER intelligent, handsome guy
won't!"

The sandy haired man cracked up and continued on his
way. The stupid guy had begged him to date his
daughter, what was it? Eight times in the past four
days? He was tired of this treatmentÉ

Through the dark, Tuxedo Kamen flew on his motorcycle,
searching for someone, anyone that would date his
daughter. In fact, he was sick of having to pay people
to date her! How the heck was he supposed to retire
anyway?

"Daaaaaddy??!" whined the sixteen-year-old Chibi-Usa,
"Did you find a hottie for me, Daddy, hmmm?"

"Ummm, no honey, not this time," he grimaced, draping
his cape over the back of the hall chair.

Chibi-Usa broke out into a storm of ear-piercing
wails, sending shivers up her father's spine.

"Okay, okay, I'll go find someone else...tomorrow."
The wailing grew louder. "REALLY early tomorrow
morning?" And louder still. "Geez, brat!  I'll go
tonight!" He slammed the door behind him and trudged
off the find someone. Ah, there he was, the young
student he had plagued for the past few weeks.

"Heeey, buddy ol' pal..."

"No. I'm not dating your freakin' daughter," he said,
menace in his tone.

"Onegai, I just-"

"AHHHRGHHHH!! You're SO annoying and I just can't take
it anymore!" screamed the man, pulling a telephone
poll from the ground.

"Umm, gosh, I'm really sorry, you know, I'll just be,
uh, leaving now-"

"I don't think so. You're daughter gives me the
creeps. What's up with that hair? That whiny voice?
Her bratty behavior? Her uncanny ability to manipulate
all of those around her? You CAN'T force me to date
her!  Everyone in this friggin' city has said no at
least twenty times!! Now die!!"

The last thing Mamoru had time to think before the
poll hit him was that he REALLY wished that he and
Usako hadn't taken that foolish trip to Vegas...



69.  Hands Off Bub!  By:  Shana
AN: Introducing Mamoru: the crossdresser!

"Please Mako-chan."

"No."

"Please!!!!"

"No."

Mamoru was frustrated.  He really wanted to see what
he looked like in one of those fukus.  He bet that he
looked even better than Michiru!  And maybe even
Minako!  So he asked Mako-chan.  But she was refusing.
 
So he grabbed her trying to pull off her fuku. 
Unfortunately, Usagi chose that moment to walk in,
witnessing MamoruÕs antics.  Minutes later, Mamoru was
dead, still never trying on a fuku



70.  Sailor V Revenge  By:  Shana
AN: ahhhh, sweet sweet revenge.  How many times has he
ruined UsagiÕs highest score changes?

Mamoru smiled as the doors clinked close behind them. 
Ahhhhh the sweet smell of grease, the sweet sound of
clinking coins, the glorious sight of girls in short
uniformsÉno he was not in VegasÉhe was at the ARCADE! 

Unfortunately for him, at that moment a really really
big kid decided to kick the Sailor V game, causing it
to topple over.  A muffled scream could be heard as
the game machine crushed his body.  His green jacket
was green no longer...
71.  Luna P Ball!!  What have you done???  By:  Mehg
AN: Here's one featuring the spore!  Chibi-Usa-chan
would never ever do such a thing... As for Rini... I
wouldn't put it past that horrid little brat! 

Rini and Darien were out shopping on a nice Sunday
afternoon. 

"Darien I want a doll!" 

Darien looked inside his now emptied wallet and shook
his head no.  "Sorry Rini, but- I don't have any more
money-" 

Rini wasn't listening.  "What? You said I could get
whatever I wanted!" 

Darien sighed, "I did get you lots of things," he
motioned to the three bags of things he held in his
hands.  "I got you ice cream too." 

"But I wanted a doll!"  Rini pouted, then grinned. 
"Fine."  She pulled out Luna P and then screamed, 
"KITTY MAGIC!"  Luna P transformed into a gun. 

Darien sighed.  "Rini, I don't have time to play with
your little dart-gun's-" 

Rini squeezed the trigger.  "Goodbye, Darien." 

The bullet flew towards Darien and easily pierced his
flesh.  Darien groaned in agony then slumped to the
ground.  Rini picked up Luna P and hopped over
Darien's body, whistling to herself as she went home. 



72.  One too many odango comments  By:  Miriamele
AN: Oh my...well he shoulda seen this one
coming...::shrugs::

"Hey Odango!"

"Mamoru-baka! I've REALLY had it this time!"

"Odango AtamaaaaAAAAaaaa!!" Mamoru sang, "Odango!
Odango!"

"MamoRU! I'm telling you one more time.." growled
Usagi.

"Tell me what, ODANGO?"

"NOT to call me that!!" she steamed.

"Call you what, Odango?"

"That's IT!!" cried, Usagi, rising from her seat at
the Crown, you're going to DIE!!"

"Now don't talk that way, Odango!" sang Mamoru. 
Without warning, Usagi had Mamoru in a death grip
around the neck.

"Stop...calling...me...that!!" Dragging him over to
the claw machine, she stuffed his head through the
coin slot, which was a oh-not-so-pretty-sight. 
Dusting her hands off, she returned to her milkshake
undisturbed.

"I'm glad I was able to teach him a lesson about
name-calling..."



73. CHARGE!  By:  Mehg
AN:  This next one is a bit horny!  *laughs*  Gomen
gomen I couldn't resist ^^ 

"WHEE!"  Chibi-Usa's delighted squeal of glee carried
over the palace grounds where the Royal family were
enjoying their picnic.  

"Really Endy- we shouldn't let Elios spoil her so!"
Serenity lightly admonished, then took another large
bite of cake.  

"You worry overmuch darling."  Endymion smiled, then
lifted a fork filled with cake towards his wife's
smiling lips.  "Open up!"  Serenity gladly acquiesced,
and then chewed the delicious devil's food.  

"Now your turn Endy." She giggled, dipping her finger
into the cake.  Endymion leaned forward and captured
his wife's finger, then sucked it into his mouth, and
cleaned off every morsel of the delicacy.  

"That was delicious."  He murmured, his dark eyes
focused on his lovable wife.  

"Mmm." She agreed, and stretched back against the
tree.  "Hasn't Chibi-Usa been cavorting around on
Elios for long enough?  I think it's time-for a nap."
She giggled, then hid her blush behind her hand.  

"I couldn't agree more darling!"  Endymion shouted in
glee, then jumped up.  "Small Lady!  It's naptime!"

A child's glee-filled laughter echoed back in
response, and Endymion started down the hill to call
back his recalcitrant daughter.  "Chibi-Usa!" he
bellowed.

Chibi-Usa steadfastly ignored her father's call.  She
was having fun and at five and a half darnit she
wasn't taking a nap!  Her decision made she laughingly
covered Pegasus's eyes and started to charge up the
hill.  "Faster Pegasus!"  She shrieked with laughter,
thoroughly enjoying her game.

Endymion didn't stand a chance, the blinded Priest of
Elysion charged straight up the hill, laughing and
Enjoying Chibi-Usa's game.  The golden crystal AKA: 
Elios horn pierced Endymion right through the heart.



74.  SM becomes S&M  By:  QS

Mamoru looked up from the bed which his Usako had tied
him to.   She was wearing her Sailor Moon outfit, but
there were slight modifications.  The spiked heels and
whip she was holding made for an interesting addition,
but he wasn't all that thrilled about the current
situation.

"Um, Usako, could you untie me?   My arms are starting
to cramp."

She licked her lips.   "Good!" she said chipperly,
pulling out a book she had recovered from Galaxy TV
after it had gone sky-high.   Sailor Iron Crow had
CERTAINLY had some interesting reading material.

"If I hit you right here it should stimulate the
pleasure centers..." she said.

"Um, Usako- I'd really rather-"

SNAP!

Sailor Moon looked down on her now dead boyfriend.  

"Damned charts.   It's always impossible to read these
things, anyway."



75. THE Epic II  By:  Mehg, Patch, and Redrose with
Special Guests Meredith and Demando

patchkhan1: hear ye hear ye, we will be beginning the
Epic II right now 
patchkhan1: The Trip to Meredith's house 
patchkhan1: Mehgth, you be ready? 
patchkhan1: Redrose, you be ready? 
patchkhan1: I be ready :-) 
Redroseb: i don't know if i'll ever be ready for
anything you do 
patchkhan1: :-D 
patchkhan1: Ne, Mehgth, Redrose, we have to get to
Meredith's house 
patchkhan1: She must get more of TWoH out 
Redroseb: i say we email her like 10 messages a day,
till she gets the part out 
patchkhan1: I say we barge on over there, it's more
direct ya know? 
demandos0lady: @_@ 
Redroseb: where is meredith anyway? 
Redroseb: oh there you are 
patchkhan1: In Ohio 
Redroseb: thought we lost you 
demandos0lady: I think hiding would be a great idea
right now... don't you, Demando? 
Himeko Serenity: Hmm... so Patches... how do you
propose we do this? 
Himeko Serenity: Horseback? *Mehg kind of grin* 
demandos0lady: ^^; 
patchkhan1: Horseback sounds good 
patchkhan1: Redrose, do you think anyone would miss
Mr. Jones? 
Redroseb: i would 
Redroseb: since i remembered him 
Redroseb: unlike some pple 
patchkhan1: Oh hush, we're taking him 
Himeko Serenity: *snorts* *pulls out really big sword*

patchkhan1: You've got your sword? We need the
protection against the bad evil truck drivers out
there 
Himeko Serenity: *looks to Patches* *nods* okies... so
now where's our horse? 
patchkhan1: BWAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHA 
patchkhan1: *pulls out Mr. Jones, a big brown horse
out of sub-space pocket* 
demandos0lady: ::runs:: 
demandos0lady: ::grabs Demando and runs faster:: 
Himeko Serenity: *holds up really BIG sword* 
patchkhan1: We have to chaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!
patchkhan1: *pulls up Mehgth and Redrose onto Mr.
Jones's back* 
patchkhan1: Hello, my name is Patch and I'll be your
driver today 
demandos0lady: ::hides behind Demando::: 
Himeko Serenity: *waves* Hiya Patches! 
Himeko Serenity: long time no see... 
patchkhan1: Yup yup! 
patchkhan1: Now hang on folks, we'll be chasing after
our victim now 
Himeko Serenity: *eyes SD Meredith and Demando* 
Himeko Serenity: *chuckles* ne... Redrose this be fun
huh? 
demandos0lady: ::pulls out handy dandy nifty wifty
interdimensional matter transference thingy:: 
patchkhan1: o.O 
patchkhan1: Wow... impressive 
Himeko Serenity: AFTER HER! 
demandos0lady: :::whole in subspace opens:: 
Himeko Serenity: She's trying to get away!!! 
patchkhan1: nooooooo! 
demandos0lady: ::mere and demando jump in:: 
patchkhan1: We have to get her!!!! 
Himeko Serenity: *whacks Patch upside the head* stop
staring in awe!!! Get her! 
patchkhan1: Oysh, oh yeah 
patchkhan1: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!! 
Redroseb: pulls out scrambler from sub-pocket 
Redroseb: sends mere and demando to the time gate 
Redroseb: where pluto is waiting for their arrival 
patchkhan1: Nani!! Redrose, dearie, you're supposed to
be helping us!!! 
demandos0lady: ::bribes setsuna with chocolate, to let
them pass:: 
patchkhan1: Not helping her escape!!! 
Redroseb: we'll meet them there 
Himeko Serenity: L* hai! 
demandos0lady: BWAHAHAHA!!! 
Redroseb: sets won't let them pass 
Redroseb: they're not worthy 
patchkhan1: We'll have to bribe her too 
Redroseb: she likes us 
patchkhan1: Ne, you two... who do you see on the
road?? 
Himeko Serenity: as Setsuna: *sneers* you bribe me
with chocolate? I've tasted much sweeter things in my
lifetime... 
demandos0lady: ^^; 
Redroseb: saffiru 
Himeko Serenity: *squints* IT"S MAMO-CHAN! 
demandos0lady: :::: points HDNWIMT and out pops a
car:: 
Himeko Serenity: possibly Saffiru... demo-- I think
it's Mamo-chan... 
demandos0lady: ::hops in with Demando and drives away,
while the others are preoccupied with Mamoru:: 
patchkhan1: Ne... it is MAMO-CHAN!!! 
patchkhan1: WAI WAI!!! 
Himeko Serenity: Ne Patches! let's pick him up! 
Himeko Serenity: I'll grab him k! 
patchkhan1: Hai! *gallops horse faster* 
Himeko Serenity: *reaches out hand* 
patchkhan1: Pick him up Mehgth! 
Himeko Serenity: *forgets she's still holding the
sword* 
patchkhan1: Pick him u-- 
patchkhan1: Aaaaaaaack!! 
Redroseb: i'll do it 
patchkhan1: Meeeeeeehgth!! 
Redroseb: almost got him 
Himeko Serenity: *jabs sword through him* 
Himeko Serenity: *lifts sword tentatively* 
patchkhan1: Ooooooh My Lord 
demandos0lady: :::drives to Albania and knocks on the
door of best friend:: 
Himeko Serenity: Well.... I erm-- got him... 
demandos0lady: Ken! Let me in... 
patchkhan1: Oh my gosh, Mehgth!!! 
patchkhan1: You ran our Mamo through!!!!!! 
Himeko Serenity: oops... 
Himeko Serenity: Ne! After Meredith!! 
patchkhan1: Oysh! 
demandos0lady: ::laughs insanely, Demando just points
at Mamo-chan on a stick and snickers:: 
patchkhan1: I'll whap you later dearie! 
Himeko Serenity: *glares at Demando* 
demandos0lady: ::Ken opens the door, let M&D in, locks
it behind them:: 
patchkhan1: Grrrrrr After Demando!!!!!! 
Himeko Serenity: *reaches for sword again* 
Himeko Serenity: HAI!!!! 
patchkhan1: Let's goooooo! 
Himeko Serenity: CCCCHHHHAAARRRGGGEEE! 
patchkhan1: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!! 
demandos0lady: Ahhhhh... 
Himeko Serenity: Demando you lily-livered
rabbit-sucker!!! You're gonna DIE!!!!!! 
patchkhan1: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAH 
Himeko Serenity: *chuckles* Shakespeare taught me that
insult :-) :-) 
patchkhan1: And Meredith, you'll be writing!!!! 
Himeko Serenity: hai! 
Himeko Serenity: or else you'll never see your
precious white-prince again! 
patchkhan1: *Evil cackles heard all around* 
demandos0lady: Iie... 
Himeko Serenity: GET HIM MEN! 
Himeko Serenity: EEERRRR--- Women! 
patchkhan1: Yeah, you know it 
demandos0lady: ::Demando puts Mere-chan up and hands
her to Patch:: Demando: Take her! Just let me go! 
demandos0lady: Meredith: You are SO dead.... 
patchkhan1: AWESOME!!! 
demandos0lady: ^^; 
Himeko Serenity: *stern glare at Demando* 
patchkhan1: We'll set him aside for now 
Himeko Serenity: do you promise to make Mere-sama
write? 
demandos0lady: Demando: eh... 
Himeko Serenity: *coughs* Patches has to set the
table... let's take a coffee break... 
Himeko Serenity: *breaks out some cookies* 
demandos0lady: I was hoping I could just... leave her
place... 
demandos0lady: I hate those cows I room with. ^^; 
Himeko Serenity: No hard feelings Demando-- hmm... we
might be able to work something out... 
Himeko Serenity: *thinks* *Mehg kind of grin* hai I
think we most certainly can work something out... 
demandos0lady: ::mere starts trying to get away::
Demando, you are in SO much trouble... 
Himeko Serenity: *whispers to Demando* you help me
out... and I'll help you ne? 
Himeko Serenity: *extends hand* do we have a deal? 
demandos0lady: *Demando shakes Mehgths hand* 
patchkhan1: I'm back!! 
demandos0lady: (Mere: When I get my hands on you,
princey, you'll/// 
patchkhan1: Soooooo what do we have here 
demandos0lady: Patch, where'd you go? 
Himeko Serenity: We have a Demando to help out! 
Himeko Serenity: ne... could you just maybe kinda
sorta MAKE her write?? 
patchkhan1: *whispers* Real life cut in... had to set
the table 
patchkhan1: Anyhoo.... so what be the deal??? 
demandos0lady: Ahh... 
demandos0lady: ::goes back to struggling:: 
Himeko Serenity: once you do we'll take GOOD care of
you! 
demandos0lady: ^^; 
demandos0lady: :::struggles more:: 
Himeko Serenity: Demando?? 
patchkhan1: *Coughs* Ahem 
Himeko Serenity: we need you! 
demandos0lady: Demando: here.. 
patchkhan1: Alriiiiiight, so we've got something going
then? 
Himeko Serenity: okay here's all we ask... you get
Mere-sama to write... and we'll get you a new place? 
demandos0lady: Demando: Hai! Hai! 
patchkhan1: *Rubs hands* Okay, we've got it set 
demandos0lady: Meredith: Traitor! 
patchkhan1: Meredith, you're writing my friend 
Himeko Serenity: Hai! 
patchkhan1: Demando..... 
Himeko Serenity: otherwise... no Demando for you! 
patchkhan1: Your new place will be.... 
demandos0lady: Demando: Hai? 
demandos0lady: HAI? 
Himeko Serenity: a surprise! 
patchkhan1: Hai! 
patchkhan1: A *very nice* surprise! 
demandos0lady: Demando: *grumbles* 
patchkhan1: Trust us, ne? ;-) 
patchkhan1: *wink wink* 
Himeko Serenity: *grins* there's a beautiful blonde
there ^_~ 
demandos0lady: *Demando doesn't look impressed... 
patchkhan1: With odangos.... 
demandos0lady: Demando: WHERE? 
patchkhan1: Pretty blonde odangos.... 
demandos0lady: Meredith: Don't you dare... 
Himeko Serenity: so you'll come ne? 
demandos0lady: Demando: WHERE!? WHERE!? 
patchkhan1: Yummy nummy odangos..... 
Himeko Serenity: *smirks* follow us... 
patchkhan1: *Cough* Not the eating kind of course 
demandos0lady: Meredith: nooo... He's mine! 
Himeko Serenity: unless you really wanted to O_o 
patchkhan1: Naah, that's okay. 
patchkhan1: *Sees Demando walk on over* 
Himeko Serenity: *nudges Patches* he's following us
like a puppy... *giggles* 
patchkhan1: Muhaha-- erm... that's a good boy 
demandos0lady: Meredith: Nooo.... ::grabs for
Demando:: 
Himeko Serenity: hai! 
demandos0lady: Meredith: iie... iie... it's not FAIR! 
patchkhan1: Uh uh Uuuuh *Swipes away white haired
Prince* 
patchkhan1: *Pats Demando's head* Now, now, hush,
it'll be alright 
Himeko Serenity: *beeps horn from her Jetson's style
car* 
patchkhan1: You'll get your blonde odangos soon, with
the body attached 
patchkhan1: There's our ride! 
demandos0lady: Meredith: Onegai.. PLEASE... I'll
write, just don't lead him to her! 
Himeko Serenity: *hollers* C'mon Patches... we gotta
get him to his odangos! 
patchkhan1: Hai! We do! 
demandos0lady: I'LL WRITE! 
demandos0lady: JUST DON'T LEAD HIM TO HER! 
patchkhan1: Don't worry Meredith... he won't get to
them... exactly *wink wink* 
demandos0lady: ::weeps into hands:: 
patchkhan1: Just worry about writing 
patchkhan1: This'll alllll be over before you know it 
Himeko Serenity: calls out: "ne ne 'nee-chan!! Are you
home?" 
demandos0lady: ::grabs Demando:: No! naughty boy! 
patchkhan1: Mehgth, put this baby in drive! 
Himeko Serenity: *shifts gear* VVVVRRROOOMMM! 
patchkhan1: Oysh, wow, we're there already 
demandos0lady: :::drags Demando away and shoves him in
the closet and locks the door:: 
patchkhan1: Aaaaaack no! 
patchkhan1: *transports Demando to Ropa's house* 
patchkhan1: He's here now!! 
demandos0lady: Iie... 
patchkhan1: Mehgth, hurry with the wig, ne??? 
Himeko Serenity: Hai! Ropa-'nee-chan! 
Himeko Serenity: we have a houseguest! 
demandos0lady: ::meredith shakes head:: 
Himeko Serenity: *attaches wig to nearest simian* 
Himeko Serenity: *calls out* ne... Demando-sama...
here's your odangoed one! 
demandos0lady: ::large sweatdrop for Demando and
Meredith:: 
patchkhan1: Isn't she pretty??? 
Himeko Serenity: see!!! we told you you'd get a new
home... 
patchkhan1: *Ahem* With your odangoed one! 
Himeko Serenity: but since you don't like that cows
much... how about a band of simians??? 
demandos0lady: ::angrily, Demando marches back to
Mere's house to begin plotting his revenge::: 
patchkhan1: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH 
patchkhan1: ooooooooh no 
patchkhan1: Princey Dear, you're staying here for a
bit 
demandos0lady: Demando: Cows I can handle... I
guess... Simians are a no-no. 
patchkhan1: *drags Demando back* 
demandos0lady: Demando: Mere-sama! 
Himeko Serenity: *latches onto Demando* 
patchkhan1: You're here to keep them company! 
patchkhan1: For snickering at our now run-through
Mamo-chan! 
demandos0lady: I am not helping you this time.. *you*
handed me over to *them* after all! 
patchkhan1: *sniffs* 
Himeko Serenity: Ne... *eyes Patches* If Meredith
promises to write we could give her back Demando... 
demandos0lady: ::demando scrambles for the exit:: 
patchkhan1: *pulls Demando back by collar* 
patchkhan1: Hmm... I guess 
demandos0lady: Demando:: Hai! Hai! Take me back, mere!

patchkhan1: *ignores the struggling Prince* 
Himeko Serenity: I mean I'm sure he'd rather be with
her than the simians *shudders as one of them rips off
his cape and dances around* 
patchkhan1: Ewwie *sees another simian bathe in the
washing machine* 
patchkhan1: How does 'Ropa handle it? 
patchkhan1: But hai, I guess you're right 
Himeko Serenity: *cringes* my 'nee-chan can be quite
forceful when she needs to be... 
demandos0lady: I'll write... give me back my Demando! 
patchkhan1: *grins* 
patchkhan1: Mehgth... 
Himeko Serenity: *smiles sweetly* 
patchkhan1: I think we did it 
Himeko Serenity: me too :-) 
patchkhan1: ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT! 
patchkhan1: *lets Demando go and watches him scamper
to his rightful mistress* 
demandos0lady: :::takes demando, throws him over her
shoulder and carries him back towards home:: 
patchkhan1: LOL 
Himeko Serenity: *stern look at Meredith* Now now you
had better write... or else *jerks thumb at Monkey's
destroying Demando's cape and bathing in the washing
machine* that will be his fate! 
patchkhan1: Ne... Mehgth... *sobs* now... we have to
deal with Mamo-chan 
demandos0lady: ::where she locks him in her closet for
handing her over to the enemy!:: ^_~ 
Himeko Serenity: and this time! nothing could EVER
save him... 
patchkhan1: *whimpers* Mehgth... Mamo-chan... 
Himeko Serenity: *nods sadly* 
demandos0lady: ::meredith uses HDNWIMTT and opens a
hole in subspace:: 
Himeko Serenity: Dang it this is the what 87th time
he's died now? 
Himeko Serenity: *winks* 
demandos0lady: ::pulls out an Usagi from some
miscellaneous season of SM and shoves her towards
Patch and Mehgth:: 
demandos0lady: Here, make her kiss him.. that might
work... 
patchkhan1: LoL 
patchkhan1: Aaaaah Meredith 
Himeko Serenity: *chuckles* 
patchkhan1: *shakes head* He's dead 
demandos0lady: That never stopped 'em before... 
Himeko Serenity: arigatou Mere-sama... *sighs sadly*
*holds up sword* sadly... Mamo-chan is dead... 
demandos0lady: @_@ ^^; 
demandos0lady: ::sighs:: worth a try... 
Himeko Serenity: *Mamo's limp body flops around as
Mehg swings sword* 
Himeko Serenity: Ne! Patches! this is quite fun! it's
like a puppet you know? 
patchkhan1: Mehgth! 
patchkhan1: *whaps her on the head* 
Himeko Serenity: *drops sword (and Mamo-chan)* 
patchkhan1: Have some respect 
Himeko Serenity: itai! 
demandos0lady: Well, while you two figure out how to
revive Mamo-chan... I'll just be off to bed, k?
patchkhan1: LoL 
patchkhan1: hai hai 
patchkhan1: hai 
Himeko Serenity: sure thing! Sleep well Mere-sama! 
demandos0lady: ::hugs:: Ja ne! 
patchkhan1: Nighties Meredith! 
Himeko Serenity: May you conquer Demando ^^ 
demandos0lady: ^^ 
patchkhan1: o.O 
demandos0lady: ja ne! 
Himeko Serenity: *whaps Patches* not like that! 
patchkhan1: :-) 
demandos0lady has left the room. 
patchkhan1: Aaaaaaah 
patchkhan1: 'Nother one down 
Himeko Serenity: *giggles* we did esteemed cohort! 
patchkhan1: Yeah baby! 
patchkhan1: Obstacles and all! 
Himeko Serenity: hai hai ^^ 



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